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Is there a god?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’ve been to Tianjin and it’s got grudges like the Toon.
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    I bet you he says he loves playing for the Toon and is going to stay and fight for a regular starting place.
    Realistically l expect we couldn’t give him away.
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

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    No there's not one shred of evidence for the existence of god.
     
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  5. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Kim Jong Un is behind this. Confused us with Blyth Spartans.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    I think we should only do this if its a straight swap for Acheampong. We cannot afford to lose a forward of Joselu’s calibre without a replacement.

    Or we could just play a dustbin instead.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Meant to say bridges... not grudges.... ffs
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    How much have we offered them?
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Trouble is they won’t meet Ashley’s value of £300M.
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    As chairman of the Melton Mowbray dyslexic society, I beg to differ.


    housetrain_adult_dog_hero.jpg
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Just go 10 at the back
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    There is a god.

    The bloke that stole my diary died last week.
    My thoughts are with his family.
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    We are owned by multi billionaire Mike Ashley. Absolute proof there’s no God.
     
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  14. GeordieHalfbreed

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    You're all mighty quick to forget Sunderland being relegated to the turd division by a man in a bra from Burton....

    ...and then releasing a documentary about it.
     
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    I’m not.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    Nobody would ever accuse you of being quick.
     
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  17. daztoc

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    His wife would!!
     
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