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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. DevAdvocate

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    I'm here all week too.
     
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    Think the **** needs a cuddle after Eddie rode him raw...straight in, nae lube as well.
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

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    Pud one post away from sending emails to my work. Again.
     
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  6. Tina.

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    Nah this fire stick has tons. Ye can watch all the 3pm kick offs from England and Scotland. Tons of American stuff too and also movies and tv programmes.
    I’ve got prime, Netflix and the full package with VM too.
     
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    Teacher asks the class to give examples of a moral lesson.

    Susan pipes up.
    "Well miss, a farmer once thought he could make a lot of money by selling all his baby chicks once they hatched but they never hatched so he lost all his money".
    Teacher: "And what's the moral Susan?"
    Susan: "Don't count your chickens before they hatch miss".
    Teacher: "Very good Susan, have a gold star".

    Billy: "Miss, I have one. A man was running for his bus and he decided to take a shortcut by jumping over a wall, but there was a 10 foot drop the other side and he fell and broke his leg"
    Teacher: "And the moral Billy"
    Billy: "Look before you leap Miss".
    Teacher: "That's very good Billy have a gold star"

    Wee Johnny pitches in. "Miss, Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding through the desert and a gang of Indians jumped on the Lone Ranger and absolutely battered him. Then they tried it on with Tonto but he battered all of them"

    Teacher (looking bemused): "and what's the moral of that story Johnny?"

    Johnny: Don't **** wi Tonto he's a hard bastard"
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Ahh but empty seats and that Timmy.
     
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    I think the FIDDLERS have taken a break from FIDDLING with YOUNG DUNGERS to FIDDLING their attendances.

    Ibrox is bursting at the seems as #55 approaches meanwhile at the Fritzl Platz, 25000 attendance are massaged to try and compete with Scotland's only 5 <magic> stadium.

    GSTQ
     
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    ...and right on Queue.
     
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    Ibrox 96.77 % full
    Celtic park 94.56% full

    That’s quite impressive seeing as how Celtic have won every ****ing cup going and we’ve won **** all recently.

    #loyal
     
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    ****s raging at the Celtic FC twitter account to stop showing off about attendances and buy a right back <laugh>
     
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    en-cue
     
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    Than cue
     
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    A meal probably .
     
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