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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jan 18, 2019.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Right..

    I feel we need a thread to let loose our frustrations on a daily basis. So we can share our outwardly grumpiness with the world. Share anything that may have wound you up beyond belief. Hopefully our in house racist matthy boy won’t take it over completely.

    So I shall start things off by how my day started today.

    The step daughter came downstairs and launched into a tirade of anger because she had bought some plastic food containers WITH PINK LIDS. And she couldn’t find them.

    Then she announced that we as a household are NOT doing enough to save the planet and recycle plastic and SHE is going to sign us up to some weird scheme where your plastic is taken away to be recycled into bricks to make houses apparently.

    This bearing in mind when she tidies her room once a month fills about six bags full of rubbish mostly plastic stuff and chucks it strainght into the black bin. Instantly filling my black bin in one swoop.

    I ****ing hate young people. ****s all of them.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Recycle plastic to make Lego for children to choke to death on, all so a mackerel doesn’t get its head stuck in a bag.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    So much for her moving out in the new year mate...
     
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  4. Stan

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    I like my kids. I wish they didn’t have to go to school so we could spend more time together. Completely indifferent to other people’s kids and humanity in general.
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Have you got a daughter? Be interested to see how you get on when she is between the ages of 16-20.

    My niece was a count as well. Though she still is and she’s 24 now.
     
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  6. Stan

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    One of each. I’m waiting for all that to kick off. They’ll both almost certainly go to war with their mum. I’m usually Good Cop.

    A friend of ours was telling us yesterday that her 14 year old now treats her like she’s a thick piece of ****.

    I had a pint with a mate the other day and asked how his 13 year old lad was getting on. He said “I can’t wait for him to move out.”
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you married now? <yikes>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My kids are better than your kids.
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Yeah. Got married in 2017. We have been together for 7 years now.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You used to be a bit of a shagger, didn't you? <laugh>
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Up until I met her yes.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just give her the pink lids back mate. Is that momentary satisfaction at watching her fume at their loss really worth it? Be the bigger man, buddy ... you know it makes sense <ok>
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    I love my @Sweats. Stories about his step daughter. <laugh>
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    My eldest has teenage tendencies, he's 13 in four months.

    He can be a pain in the arse, I'm not going to lie. Head stuck in his phone at all times and can be whiney as **** when told to get off said phone and/or Xbox.

    I agree completely with you though, would happily spend more time than I do with my own kids but, in general, I haven't got much time for other people's kids.

    Tell a lie, I coach two different age groups at football and really like most of my U9 (middle son's) team mates.

    The flip side is I ****ing hate all but my own son in his U13 team. I coach them tonight, seven till eight.

    I ****ing loathe most of them, ignorant useless ****s. It's Friday ****ing night, I should have a beer in my hand, not be teaching simpletons how to kick a ball properly.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nasty moaning ****.






















    I hate all kids bar my own, too <laugh>
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Jeremy Corbyn.

    He's coming across a hateful chancer who's only purpose in disrupting Brexit is to get a general election to try to get himself into parliament.

    Does he honestly think we're mugs enough to vote him in? They had Diane Abbott on question time last night ffs, do they seriously believe we'd see them as capable of running the country? I wouldn't trust the pair to run a tap.

    Apologies, I do not want to turn this into a politics thread but I'm not posting on there so it is here instead!

    The weather is also ****e.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Exactly. Even his own loyal fan base is turning on him.

    May would have been trounced in that confidence vote if that prat wasn’t sitting opposite her.
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Imagining Dianne Abbott in office is one of the major reasons why I dont like this Labour cabinet.
    She and Corbyn both need to go. She is detestable and he unelectable.
    There are few politicians I want to smack in the mouth more than Dianne Abbott, clueless ****ing heffer!
    Always thought it hilarious that she was once Shadow Health Secretary.
     
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  19. Blueman

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    Smacked arse usually sorted my lad out.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Politics thread >>>>>
     
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