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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Overturned his Land Rover and was breathilysed....what is a 97 year old doing behind a wheel? Ban him!
     
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    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    T boned as he was pulling out of a junction apparently ...................... i strongly suspect, however, that he will not be prosecuted for driving without due care and attention :police:
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I once saw a 90-year-old reverse his car out of his garage into the garage opposite and concertinad the garage door. He decided all it needed was painting. No!
     
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  4. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    Recreating his favourite tunnel scene
     
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  5. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Harsh ................................ but fair <laugh>
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

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    I find it difficult to believe that a 97 yo has the necessary speed of reactions to safely drive. I would be seriously looking at PP’s GP and asking why he’s still driving. Understand PP would want to drive but others have to step in.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Old ****.
     
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  9. daztoc

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    Because he's PP. Who is going to argue with the old racist!!
     
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    It’s not like he doesn’t have people to drive him about like FFS. If he’s not banned (unlikely) he should do the decent thing and hang his keys and leather driving gloves up for good....before he either kills himself or someone else!
     
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  11. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    I suspect he’s already done the latter
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Apparently he was heard shouting his normal murderous chant: 'Die, die..die...Lady Di, you bastard'. He just can't help himself.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Why do we have a royalty anyway? It's hardly as if they are there on merit. Oh wait, money and cosying up to other countries must come into it. Sack them all.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I would imagine he wasn't supposed to be driving off the estate (not council) onto a main road on his own. The stupid demented old ****.
     
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    Grudging admiration - the bloke is indestructible - amongst other things.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Leave the old racist alone. How he has survived that is beyond the realms of human understanding. You look at the car, him looking like a half dead mother ****er, being 97, you just assume that is instant death. To me this just confirms that the whole Royal Family are andromedans.
     
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    I have a gut feel him and Kirk Douglas will snuff it this year.
     
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    In the same car? I'd want a shade of odds on that.
     
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