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Looks like HRH Duke of Edinburgh has just blown his no claims. 97 years old and still driving. That can't be right.

 

where was his valet ? they get wheeled and taken everywhere , must of have gone awol , been trying to get a bet on him becoming a maggot bag this year , but them bookies don't actually run a book on anything .....

 

Bookies are rubbish. I wanted a price on David Attenborough being eaten by a lion on his last documentary shoot - no luck at all.

 

Roughly 100,000 people over the age of 90 are still driving in the U.K. apparently...doesn't seem right to me.

 

I saw the queen driving the other year at the Windsor horse show.a big Land Rover discovery. Big Phil was a gate judge at the carriage driving and she drove in to deliver his sandwiches and a flask of tea. Upon leaving she did a rather difficult three point turn. I was really impressed.

 

Just an aside. I read today that Liz is the only person in the UK who doesn't need a driver's licence.

 

Here’s a story,I shouldn’t really be telling it but anyway. My mate the guy that rides Trev used to be involved in carriage driving and his boss was best mates with big Phil. He was always in trouble. His boss used to provide drivers and footmen for royal ascot and my mate was a footman.so anyway he fulfilled his duties taking the carriages in and had a few hours to spare so went to the pub got pissed up and pulled a couple of treacle’s and had threesome in the kazi so turned up late for work and was promptly sacked. Well anyway , when his boss calmed down was reinstated. The day after he was a footman on another coach. They were told never to look at the people in said coach and was at the back. There was a minor female royal facing him and he could see right up her skirt. You know what it’s like he couldn’t keep his eyes of it. Anyway it was noticed by someone and a complaint was put to his boss and he was promptly sacked. Twice in three days. He worked for his boss for several years and was often in big phils company. Another time he was in the Horsebox getting an almighty bollocking from his boss. Loads of fs and c s mid flow there’s a tap tap at the door. His boss opened the door and who was it? Big Phil.

 

Never mind all the fluff whodaf**k was the "minor female royal" and was she going commando?

Asking for myself!

 

Yeah we want names.

 

how big was the Kazi ! ?? one in a bog is tight , two is nigh impossible but three ! unless they were midgets or something ,hang one on a coat hook or atop the cistern ......

 

Hey Cyc a bit warm down in NSW overnight - 36 degrees. Fookin 'ell. No chance of a 3 way in those conditions. I'd wanna sleep in an ice bath.

 

Last Tuesday Australia had the top 15 hottest temps on the planet. The top was 49.1 (120F) at Tarcoola in South Australia.

 

Sorry lads official secrets and all that.

 

Wasn’t there just telling. The story as told to me.

 

I know mate , just the idea! !!

 

This sort of 'teasing' takes me back to my mid-teen years when consorting with the young ladies who attended various private, fee paying and girls only schools in Edinburgh!

At least give your fellows a clue; hair colour, shape and parents?

 

Boris Johnson, 54, and his lover Carrie, 30, are seen together for first time since his 25-year marriage ended

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The Daily Mail Online resorting to what look like mobile phone pictures of Boris Johnson (54) and his girlfriend Carrie Symonds (30). What does an attractive young woman see in a rich, powerful older man? Probably what Melania saw in billionaire Donald when she was 34 and he was 58.

 

If I was a rich and powerful old man (as opposed to just an old man), I would be very wary of attractive girls making out they fancied me. They would either be looking to marry me for my money or would find a way to sue me. Give me a poor, wrinkly 75 year old any day