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Only at weekends

 

Thrown my back out... At home today. Bloody boring just laying in bed... Thankfully I haven't shat since throwing back out. Going to pee is bad enough but don't think I can poop whilst standing and I can't sit.

 

Good job you're not still in 3 a day mode

Get well soon

 

unlucky mate.

what happened you?

 

Simply **** the bed

#toptip

 

Thanks, thankfully already slightly better. Ran out of drinks the wife left me before going to work; got up to grab more and moving wasn't quite as painful as yesterday. I could move faster than snail pace and without cursing at every step.

I'm not sure. Was walking across house when noticed back hurting. Progressively got worse until it became absolute agony to even shift my body an inch. I can't think of anything I did to hurt it.

I wouldn't want to lie in it then.

 

Welcome to my last 6 months. Constant back issues. Has chiropractor other day, they’re not sure if sciatica or something else. Physio said was sciatica 6 months ago though.

 

Yeah, it sucks... Hope mine isn't long term. I am feeling better than I did 24hrs ago, so hoping I can be mobile tomorrow.

 

hopefully this morning your wife figures out you've been faking this one all along

 

Where I live, snails are ****ing rapid, so shut your rip

 

most things at your age are probably rapid

 

Not with my new knees and hip they're not

 

nothing to do with the 30mph mobility scooter you have then

 

The level of piss that would be ripped if I ever went near one of those would be insane. Now a combine harvester: that's a totally different kettle of fish

 

I was getting more mobile yesterday evening and pushed myself too far and now my back is worse than it was before. Spent two hours on kitchen floor before I could get up. The wife found my yells of pain amusing. . I'm all about making fun of myself, but that point in time I didn't find it amusing.

She's been great since though,.don't know how I would have managed without her, I'd probably still be on kitchen floor.

 

At least the only problems with our team are injuries!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/s...e-warned-club-filmed-masturbating-street.html

 

Thank **** that wasnt a prem team. media would have gone into over drive. Pm would have said "its a bloody disgrace" and queen would have said "one is not amused"

Its only oxford player though so no one cares

 

yeah but we do have a pair of ****ers on the books

 

To cheer myself up during these grey winter days, I have ordered a new car. Delivery April/May hopefully just in time to attach some LFC flags and celebrate winning the league, fingers crossed.