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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish mate, “I'm stuck on one, trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M.”

    He said, “Marooned.”

    I said, “Thanks, I'll have a pint of lager then!”
     
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    You know you’re getting old when you look in the mirror and look old.
     
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    I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.

    I'm in A & E now, waiting to see a cardyologist.
     
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    Think about it.....

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    I just heard that the machine that makes the Dutch wooden shoes is broken. It's all clogged up.
     
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    The Labour party have brought out a new version of 'Laurel and Hardy', it's called 'Horrible and Lardy' !

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    Maths problem:

    Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

    He gives 1 to Mohammed & 1 to Hassan.

    Calculate the radius of the explosion.
     
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