Steve mclaren, Neil Warnock, Mike Flynn & Graham Potter walk into the pub, Graham Potter goes to the bar, buys 4 pints and takes them over to the table where the other men are sat. Next up is Neil Warnock to the bar, buys 4 pints, takes the drinks over and sits down with the rest. Mike Flynn is next at the bar, buys four pints and takes the drinks over. Steve mclaren goes to the bar, comes back and gives a pint each to Mike Flynn and Graham Potter, also having one himself. Neil Warnock pipes up "Where's my drink?" Steve mclaren replies, "Sorry Neil, you're not in the fourth round!"
I was in the pub last night telling my mate the joke about, “What would you do if an epileptic was having a fit in the bath....throw the washing in." However, the bloke on the next table said, My brother who is epileptic had a fit in the bath and died." F*ck me. If the ground could have swallowed me up I'd of been happy. I said, “Sorry to hear that, mate. Did he drown?" He said, "No; he choked on a sock."
