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  1. Stan

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    Stan, Jan 5, 2019
  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I reckon it's @PESKIE


    He like vegetables :bandit:
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Especially when they can’t scream for help.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    <laugh>

    How dya know when you've ****ed a vegetable?












    You gotta put her back in the wheelchair after:bandit:
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Me and my bird were talking about this last night. We talked about how far it would go and I reckon they'll be stuff going on in funeral parlours.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    That gave me a stiffy:bandit:


    I'm dead serious too
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Could be an opportunity for @Matth_2014 to pop his cherry after he reads this thread.
     
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    I guess that's how vegetables are born. <whistle>
     
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    Sucky, Jan 5, 2019
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    ****ing hell mun <laugh>

    He wouldn't know what to do anyway.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    He’d buy a cookery book on stuffing vegetables so he could do his homework first.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    I'd probably be into necrophilia if it wasn't so cold
     
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    Necrophilia is dead boring....
     
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  14. Matth_2014

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    <doh>.
     
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