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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You know the drill bruv. Pics or GTFO.
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 3, 2019
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  2. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Must be some pc crap lol. No way that would ever fly. That or the fat ones shagging the director

    Also laughing at this

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    BobbyD, Jan 3, 2019
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's true but I can't do it....

    If i sack her off the pics will be up. ****ing legs on her...still sweating.

    She's on me for another meet already so all good mate.
     
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    Skylarker, Jan 3, 2019
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Enjoy mate <ok>

    Blonde, Brunette, Redhead ? She black, white or mixed race ?
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 3, 2019
  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    White bird with brown hair with some kind of blond streaks going through it. Body is banging...

    She's been sending me WhatsApp messages since I dropped her off so it's going well, we'll see how it goes
     
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    Skylarker, Jan 3, 2019
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t you mean she’s vaping?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 3, 2019
  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    A4F74EE9-8EC6-4955-9E4F-DE0EEDCA87E4.gif
     
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    Quesadaad, Jan 3, 2019
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  8. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    She sounds a bit desperate. Are you certain she’s not a psychopath?
     
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    Stan, Jan 3, 2019
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I'm just thinking about my aged aunt in America who was badly burned near her home on weds :(
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Jan 4, 2019
  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Taking day off work.

    Pissing brown water out me arse.
     
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    Sucky, Jan 4, 2019

  11. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I wondered what you were doing up at this time in the morning!
     
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    NSIS, Jan 4, 2019
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  12. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    What a way with words <laugh>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Jan 4, 2019
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Bloody awful sight it was.

    Toilet well and truly Pebble-dashed

     
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    Sucky, Jan 4, 2019
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Up with the larks this morning.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 4, 2019
  15. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Guinness and curry ( lots of both) used to do it for me.

    Usual catalyst required - a half a cup of hot tea next morning....
     
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    NSIS, Jan 4, 2019
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Only thing I ate yesterday was a jacket potato with coleslaw so no idea whats up tbh. Feel fine now (after 45mins of ringsting) but I've already called in now so weed and movies all day for me
     
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    Sucky, Jan 4, 2019
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Got myself two job interviews for next week :)
     
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    Libby, Jan 4, 2019
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    #greedybatard

    1 gay porn star?

    2 lfc scout?
     
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    Sucky, Jan 4, 2019
  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Scouse dream destroyer.
     
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    Libby, Jan 4, 2019
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Easy job that, just go watch Southampton.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 4, 2019
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