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Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I feel apologies are important whether youve knowingly or deliberately offended someone .
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

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    Look in the hole that's where I always find mine
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I agree.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Every time I look at a hole or a crack in the pavement I get a semi on though. <wah>
     
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  5. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Do any of you golfists ever play at the Houghton-Le-Spring course?

    If so, that may explain why, when I were staying at Warden Law, the number of balls I have collected off the Seaham road being sprayed all over by people who can't shoot straight.
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    I only play at Augusta
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    How did you see the Lascelles challenge, which was similar?
     
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    Thought they were identical, either both fouls or neither. I'd say not
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    2OLEGEND - 20 was his number - Ole is his name - Legend
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Rondon had opportunity to punish us last night, twice in fact and bottled both times. The ref was ok, aside from the Shelvey incident which the FA might deal with separately.

    Benitez crying is always a plus mind - good luck for the rest of the season though <ok>
     
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  11. Gordonthetoony

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    Why won't Rafa give Sean Longstaff his chance. Can't be any worse that the sh.t he has playing there at present. At least he can control a ball and pass it.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    Man United fans have been crying for not winning every week for years .. get real man lads welcome to the real world.

    The more clinical side won

    Good luck against the top 4
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thanks mate.
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    It's still possible 8 points is nothing really unless you're **** like us and 3 seems like an implausible amount
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    6 points after last night. Not out of reach, Spurs next up so will give us some idea of where we are now. We didn’t play great last night, looked more like Jose’s Man Utd last night.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He didn't mean it <laugh>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    <doh>
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Five birdie putts missed today <grr>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Struggling to get your hole mate?
     
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  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Shelvey should have seen red for that challenge. The bloke is a bloody liability.
    I knew as soon as Diame went off and Shelvey came on, the game was up.
    Okay he made some incisive passes, but he ran back like he had lead boots on for their second goal.
    He never learns and is a lazy git.
    I would swap him for Cairney or Andy Carrol anyday.
    **** l would swap him for a bag of crisps.
     
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