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Hatem Ben Arfa needs a song!!!!

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  1. Whitchester Mag

    Whitchester Mag Member

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    Following on from a thread made by PrideoftheNorthEast I have decided we need to create a song For HBA...

    (cue the creative minds amongst you..)
     
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  2. Tiggyrimana

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    :emoticon-0159-music One leg he only needs one leg
     
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  3. Whitchester Mag

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    genius!! c'mon lets have some more!!!
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    two legs he only needs two legs





    couldn't resist
     
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  5. Tiggyrimana

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    haha no worries <ok>

    BEN ARFA MY LORD BEN ARFA
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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    I only got as far as:

    His name is Arfa; He is a Frenchie,
    He came from Marseilles when he wouldn't accept 'bench me'.
     
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  7. iToons

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    He makes us sing, he makes us dance,
    he's the geordie superstar residing in france.
    Ben Arfa!!

    Simples.

    (To the tune of Go-Compare)
    Ben Arfa, Ben Arfa,
    he's not shy, he's pretty fly,
    he's Ben Arfa
    Although he broke his leg, he has a mint left peg
    and we can thank our stars that we have Ben Arfa.

    (To the tune of Re-e-wind)
    Ben Ar-fa
    when De Jong said no, it was a canny blow
    Ben-Arfa
    but when the doc says go, your gonna score
    Ben Ar-fa


    Sorry those are so bad haha
     
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  8. iToons

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    Any others?
     
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  9. je ne sais quoi

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    To.. "What shall we do with a drunken sailor"

    How are you going to stop, Ben Arfa.
    How are you going to stop, Ben Arfa.
    How are you going to stop, Ben Arfa, running down the left wing!

    oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
    oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
    oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa, Running down the left wing!

    I think it would come out more like..

    How ya gunna stop, Ben Arfa.
    How ya gunna stop, Ben Arfa.
    How ya gunna stop, Ben Arfa, running down the left wing.

    oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
    oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfaaaaa!
    oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh Ben Arfa, running down the left wing!

    Simple catchy and has oooohhhhhhh aaaarhhhhhhh, which is abit from the French National Anthem
     
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  10. Vuckic's Faces

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    hatem Ben Arfa &#8212; I love the way you play
    hatem Ben Arfa &#8212; You really make my day
    hatem Ben Arfa &#8212; I&#8217;m gro-wing a beard too
    hatem Ben Arfa &#8212; and when you take them on
    hatem Ben Arfa &#8212; they don&#8217;t even know you&#8217;re gone
    hatem Ben Arfa &#8212; You&#8217;re a Mag through and through da da da da da dada da

    da da da da da dada da
    da da da da da dada da

    da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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  11. iToons

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    Do you know how long it took me to write those songs... and no one commented on them :(
     
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  12. The Armband

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    take the hint...

    i joke, i kid! the go compare one wasn't bad actually- creative, however i was sick to death of that advert the second time i heard it.

    the drunken sailor one posted by Newcastle united aint arf bad too! ;)
     
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  13. Mod Face

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    (Amy Winehouse Rehab)

    De Jong tried to put him in a wheelchair but he said no, no, no
    yes he's been knacked but now he's come back you're gonna know, know, know

    He's been rushed back just in time,
    but if Pardew thinks he's fine,
    Ben Arfa is back in action and now he's gonna score, score, score.
     
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  14. Geordie Gashead

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    My name is Ben Arfa and I'm the best
    I am better than all the rest

    amidoingitright?
     
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  15. iToons

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    That's quality that one.
     
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