I don’t care who won, so long as they don’t come from Australia. You don’t come from Aus, do you Sterling? No really. You don’t though, do you though? I’ve just checked the shipping costs. **** me. Someone’s making coin.
Good man. It’s a ****ing mental country. I was reading yesterday about a bloke who nearly died cos he put a tiny octopus in his pocket. And it bit him. Or stung him. Or whatever tiny killer octopi do to total their victims. Anyway, not good to have an eight legged killer crawling up your leg. Stay in Blighty. You don’t wanna get mauled by an octopus. You’d need more hands to do the camp/gay gesture anyway.
Size of a 50p that murderous little bastard. Old style 50p obvz. Still. Why on earth would anyone choose to live there?
I think I read somewhere that there's a type of grass that can kill you if you get cut by it. For ****'s sake, it's essentially a country full of the most lethal things on Earth. You can **** that sky high. I've never really been drawn to go, not least because it takes a decade to get there. They can stick that up their Sydney Opera House.
