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Off Topic The Mona Lisa

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Dec 26, 2018.

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Was the Mona Lisa worth a ****

  1. Yes I'd **** her

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  2. No she looks like a lass with a smelly fanny

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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I think she's a stinker always have always will ..

    However

    Could she be gold in turds clothing?

    I do wonder
     
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    Not my cup of tea. M8
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Mona by name, moaner by nature.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    She's no oil painting like...
     
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    Actually I think I would
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Punk version

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  9. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    I read a short story once, I think it was Asimov or Clarke's. In it they found a cave with loads of Mona Lisa pictures but all varying.

    Then someone worked out what it was. It was an early movie thing. You know, you put the pictures in a wheel arrangement and then look at them through the gaps between the pictures as they span around and it became a moving picture.

    The pictures that were loose were put into their proper places, the central lantern was lit and the wheel spun.

    The Mona Lisa looked at the viewers, then winked, before sliding off her robe to flash her breast.

    A great yarn.
     
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    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    Most interesting thing about Mona is that at the beginning of the 20th century she was stolen. The thief then sold 14 copies of her knowing that the buyers couldn't get her checked by an expert or tell anyone they'd bought her.
     
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    They came from that cinemamatic device in reality...
     
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    That's actually not an alcohol induced factoid.

    22 August 1911. Vincenzo Peruggia. Only six fakes sold, though, not 14. That was alcohol induced exageration.
     
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    Brilliant and perfect blag that. One for the next pub quiz
     
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