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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why is it I sweat under my left armpit considerably more than my right one?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are you left handed?
     
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    because its a well known fact that alcohol leaves the body through the left armpit <ok> ****in winos and their questions
     
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    Usually a sign of oxter cancer <ok>

    You should get it checked out.
     
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  5. monacoger

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    Nope, and I've heard the **** theories that your right one gets more air because you are lifting your pint etc. Any sensible ideas?
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    <****ingarm>
     
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  7. monacoger

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    Supposing it isn't because drink leaves from the left armpit and it isn't oyster cancer, anybody got any other ideas?
     
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  8. monacoger

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    Nope, can't remember the last time I ****ed with my left, if ever.
     
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    The disposition of sweat glands across is not necessarily even between similar areas. You probably just have more in your left than your right hence the sweaty pit.

    Either that or you lost your right hand in a terrible ****ing accident and therefore can't put deoderant on under your left.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    Bad aids.
     
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    This is the most plausible one, your 2nd theory obviously.
     
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    tina are you ST in disguise?

    boring twat
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Botox injections. That's what all the 'A' listers get under their armpits. Stops the sweating.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Gambol

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    Monaco, buy some fanny pads and wear them under yer pit. <ok>
     
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  17. monacoger

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    You my friend, are a ****ing genius!!
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's what I'm here for.
     
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    I work at a computer and my right hand is always fluttering about on the mouse while my left hand is postioned on the keyboard, keeping my left arm closer to my body. But then I haven't noticed which armpit sweats more?
     
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    Monaco - it will probably be the fault of the Israelis. You might need to check
     
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