because its a well known fact that alcohol leaves the body through the left armpit ****in winos and their questions
Nope, and I've heard the **** theories that your right one gets more air because you are lifting your pint etc. Any sensible ideas?
Supposing it isn't because drink leaves from the left armpit and it isn't oyster cancer, anybody got any other ideas?
The disposition of sweat glands across is not necessarily even between similar areas. You probably just have more in your left than your right hence the sweaty pit. Either that or you lost your right hand in a terrible ****ing accident and therefore can't put deoderant on under your left.
I work at a computer and my right hand is always fluttering about on the mouse while my left hand is postioned on the keyboard, keeping my left arm closer to my body. But then I haven't noticed which armpit sweats more?