Off Topic Mysteries

How does paint drive?

 

I bet he does, Ziggy!

 

Who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?

 

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Slowly.

 

Why is that when people are supposedly 'skating on thin ice' that they're close to 'landing in hot water'?

 

That’s coz the hot water has melted the ice.

 

Why is Christopher Biggins still alive - and getting paid as well,?

 

Made an entire career out of being a fat, jovial, uber camp bloke.

 

Why do people pay money to listen to Ed Sheeran?

 

Why do Lesbian couples always have one butch partner that looks like a bouncer ?

 

Sprouts aren’t just for Christmas.

People don’t like them because they taste bad if they get over cooked and most people over cook them.

 

Steamed for a couple of mins and they are superb..

 

The sauté them with bacon lardons.

 

How does David Beckham make so much money for image rights ffs, he talks like a fanny..

 

I tend to glaze them with home made shallot relish and stick them under the grill for a minute..

 

Try sprout surprise. Take your steamed sprouts, lob them in an oven proof dish, add fried bacon lardons, cover in double cream then top with breadcrumbs and some grated cheese then bang them in the oven for a bit.

 

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