Sad thing is had a decent looking milf wanting some action and walked away. Had I known what was coming up would have certainly sampled it
Been there, done that. It was 3, not 5. I done **** all but defend myself and ended up with a charge sheet and just over a grand compensation to ****ing them. You couldn't make it up. I feel for you, mate.
Was in Costa Coffee earlier. Dying for a piss, both toilet doors locked so I went back in the shop and ordered my Americano and went back to the toilets. Out of one comes this woman, about 30. She'd had a ****!