People that ask 'how are you today' - when you suffer with depression only to get the reply 'i'm fine' i wonder how they would react if you told them the truth... their response would probably be 'why what's up?'
When people try to sound more sophisticated by adding French phrases into a conversation irritates me. That smug face they pull when they do it too as if they've achieved something worthy of recognition.
worked with a ****ing idiot teacher who said "wowzers" every time a kid did something right...wanted to rip her tongue out every time she said the ****ing stupid word...by the end of the term I had handed in my notice and got another job