Lonely Is The Sheepshagger

Yes, but **** is something you are unfamiliar with.

 

Why? I've known you on here for years.

 

You don't know the first thing about me.

I don't tend to get up close and personal with ****ters.

 

Hence why I wrote "on here" you dim-witted octogenarian.

 

What I say about myself on here is absolute ****, so you DONT know anything about me at all you ****ing fanny.

Now do us all a favour and toddle off, there's a dear.

 

You are welcome for Christmas dinner round at mine ER. You have to find out where I live first but if you do you can eat, drink and be Mary with the rest of the Grove clan. I shall be wearing my traditional Christmas jumper, nothing else mind, just the jumper.

I might even let you have a look in my imaginary shed.

 

That sounds splendid Grove.

I shall make my enquiries, post haste.

 

Pig in blanket on show ...

 

Leave the wife out of this. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I believe in you, but your marriage is a sham

#wentthere

 

A bit personal, really.

 

How come the japs act all quiet and polite?

We all know they’re evil ****s.

 

As they say, it's always the quiet ones