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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Nov 30, 2018.

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Julie away to Lanz with her sis, mom and sis in law.
    Guy coming tonight to give me a price to pour a slab for my shed/garden home.
    Dec playing football tomorrow and her sis gave me the keys to her house so might go panty hunting.
    Sunday, get rat arsed.

    STEADY THE BUFFS
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 30, 2018
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Give 'em a sniff for me. Better yet leave a trail of jizz along the gusset, fold them neatly and return to the back of the drawer. In case you are wary it is very difficult to get an accurate DNA sample off of stale muck.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 30, 2018
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Having yer eyes poked out with a sharp stick beats playing golf.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2018
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ can't grip golf clubs
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 30, 2018
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wrap a pound note roon them and he will grip them fine the tight cùnt that he is.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2018
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You cruel bastard.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2018
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Swore myself off the gargle this weekend :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 30, 2018
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Listerine?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2018
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoa. I'm a lot of things ranging from unsavoury to downright despicable. Being stingy ain't one of them. ****. Take that back or square go. Now.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2018
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You probably wouldn't let him take it back, you would try and keep it for yourself. Tight ****.
     
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    monacoger, Nov 30, 2018
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    When Gambol wakes up in the morning he looks under the bed to see if he lost any sleep.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 30, 2018
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  12. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    *Heid
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Nov 30, 2018
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Nov 30, 2018
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ****
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2018
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fine.

    Merry street under pass, 9pm. Bring Staffy and I'll do a twofur
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2018
  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aldo is on the Bison grass vodka. A fine brew.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2018
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    FB_IMG_1543609187064.jpg
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2018
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Square go you tae, ya prick.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2018
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Coocaddens underpass, ya ****ebag. Bring aw yer hauners cos they'll need tae sweep ye intae a polly bag when am finished wi ye.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2018
  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Can't we have a more sustainability concious biodegradable receptical in these enlightened times?
     
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    rogueleader, Nov 30, 2018
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