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Christmas Dinner

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Nov 24, 2018.

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What will you be shovelling into your fat face?

  1. Turkey

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  2. Goose

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  3. Cock

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  4. Three Bird Roast

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  5. Beef

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  6. Pork

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  7. Lamb

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  8. Carp

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  9. Stopme's Lentil Bake

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  10. Whatever you find in bins

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting to think about what I need to get for the celebration of our lord Jesus coming into this world and am needing some inspiration on the bird front. Should I buy a turkey or maybe go for something different? What will you be eating on this most sacred day?
     
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  2. Tina hopefully :bandit:
     
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  3. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Cock on Xmas day ...it what all good Catholic altar boys are used to .
     
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  4. pineappleupsidedown

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    Turkey is usually pish ...dry as a mo fo

    3 bird roast is good .

    My mother in law does a turkey crown , honey roast ham and roast beef selection ...
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Room for one more?
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    With me at the table ...
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Ah!
     
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  8. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Her Xmas dinner is awesome

    Sprouts with bacon

    Carrots in gravy (with a hint of orange )

    Roast tatties

    Pigs n blankets

    I always have to bring proper sausage meat stuffing from the butcher tho as she gets pish stuff from M and s
     
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    Its always a trio of desserts as well

    And then finishes off with cheese crackers n chutneys
     
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  10. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Forgot ...

    We start with a choice of lentil soup , Pate or prawn cocktail


    The meal starts at 4 and we finish about 8 ...after breaks in between
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Sprouts with bacon is sacrilege, for people who don't like sprouts, keep it simple.
    And do not put any stuffing other than sage and onion on my plate, thankyou.
     
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    Lidl steak with gravy (cheap stuff flavoured with black peppers) and Maggi seasoning, parsley potatoes and bread'n'butter.

    Two cans of chilled Irn Bru.

    Break of around 50 minutes.

    Lidl Apfelstrudl ice cream.

    Quick crap then beddy-byes so I am up and ready for Kempton on Boxing Day.
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    No idea. We're spending Christmas day at Universal Studios in Osaka and we have the choice of a Japanese restaurant (with very few vegetarian options) and a steak restaurant (which, I suspect, has even fewer vegetarian options).

    Probably end up with pizza.
     
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  14. Tina.

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    Still waiting on a ‘friend’ sending me a recipe he promised me.

    Full turkey (mine is always moist - baste it every 20 mins), pork sausage meat, oatmeal and onion stuffing, roasties, mash, sprouts, carrot and parsnips done with honey and olive oil. Thinking bout doing ham this year too. My big sis made one done in cola before and it was amazing. Profiteroles and Christmas pudding for afters. No starter as I used to do one but we couldn’t eat much of the main.
     
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    Sorely tempted!
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    By the way, Christmas pudding is bowfin!
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Naw it isn’t. With double cream.
     
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  18. bayernkenny

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    Again!
     
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    Christmas cake's boak inducing anaw. Only good bit is the marzipan.
     
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  20. Tina.

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    My big sis makes her own cakes. Gives them to loads of people, including her fave wee sis. Amazing. You’re just a moany auld fud!!
     
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