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No excuse for being homeless

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/21/cheapest-house-in-uk-is-on-market-for-just-1-8164917/
    The cheapest house in Britain is set to be auctioned off with bids starting at just £1. The three-bedroom property, which has no reserve price, is on the market for less than a morning coffee after being severely fire damaged in 2015. But anyone with a taste for DIY or building and renovation experience could be sitting on a goldmine if they snap it up close to the starting bid.
    Oh, and there’s no council tax to pay due to its current condition. Bonus. Although there have been £1 auctions in the past, many of these are sold by councils – meaning the new owner has now been able to rent or sell after purchase. But this property was acquired by private Bury-based house buying firm, Property Saviour, which allows the winning bidder to rent it, sell it, re-mortgage it, or even live in it themselves.


    It needs a little bit of work but come on, for a quid you can't go wrong!!
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** OFF PAEDO
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Roof £10k
    Internal walls £5k
    Kitchen £5k
    Toilets £2k
    Heating £2k
    Windows £4k
    Second fix joinery £5k

    Contingency £5k

    @julie what u reckon hen?
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're 20 years older than me and you rent in Edinburgh
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Or you could put up a tent in the middle of it, seems to work with the bums in London.
     
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    *40
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Rent what?

    <insertrentboysjokehere>
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Adds up to exactly 28k <laugh>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hahahaha I know right?
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** off and die.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You first <ok>

    (and you definitely will die before me) <party>
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> chickpea fart unleashed
     
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  15. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I have my own home. Unlike Toby I don't have to share my fridge with eight Somalian refugees and a weird Ukranian woman who may or may not really be a bloke.
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    So you rent a flat in Edinburgh? Big woop.

    I live in a nice house in the outskirts of London. Greek area too so the falafel and haloumi wraps are great. No Somalians and I don't live with Olga, so try again next time <ok>
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Jealous that you’re missing out?
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Are you in Palmers Greek? I seem to recall you were North London somewhere?
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I have my own home too but I need to share it with an overweight manatee whose nasal whine would drive even the Dalai Lama to commit murder and two bastarding taig weans,one who has seen more helmets than WW1 and has a clit like Anthony Joshua's speedball and the other has an arse like a broken catflap thanks to the local Priest.
     
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Aye, I'd love to be poor and living in a bedroom in a house with 12 other people. All that having to fit all your food into four square inches of space in the fridge and having to queue for 30 minutes every morning just to have a shower makes me question everything about of my ****ty, middle-class lifestyle.
     
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