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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Prefect with Carling
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I was thinking that's be perfect to wash down a nice cake.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** off ****hooks <ok> There was no Carling last night when I got there after work. Had to drink ****ing Fosters. Now that IS piss <grr>
     
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    Used to drink Fosters all the time. Much better than Carling but wouldn't touch it nowadays.
     
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    It's ****ing hideous. Like drinking sweetened washing up liquid.
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

    Nearly on Monday
    Nearly on Tuesday
    Nearly on Wednesday
    Nearly on Thursday
    Nearly on Friday
    Nearly on Saturday
    Nearly on Sunday
     
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    I think most lagers depend where you are at the time of drinking.

    I've had things on draft that I'd usually enjoy that are ****ing disgusting when visiting other parts of the country.

    San Miguel is nice in Spain but rank here!
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Carling is nectar everywhere <whistle>
     
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    You can't change the taste of piss mate
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Loose ffs it's lose :headbang:
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Be more expensive for some than others #rhc <laugh>
     
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