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  1. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Dart players farting? Surely not.
    I don't think I've ever seen "farting" in a BBC headline before. Lord Reith must be turning in his grave.
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Still one of those occasions that can't help but bring a smile to your face.

    Bit like Brian Johnston corpsing after saying Ian Botham couldn't get his leg over.
     
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  3. LeftSaidFred

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    In the immortal words of Sid Waddell:

    "Jocky Wilson, what an athlete."

    Darts at its best:
     
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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Doesn't it make you want a child of your own.

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  5. DMD

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    I reckon the kid got his own back though.

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    DMD, Nov 18, 2018
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  6. DMD

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    A woman asked me if I had any kids, I said "I've one that's just under two"

    She got irate and said "I may be blonde, but I know how many one is".
     
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  7. DMD

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    You know the Canary Islands? There's no Canaries there. Same as the Virgin Islands. There's no Canaries there either.
     
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  8. DMD

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    I was interviewing a blonde girl today for a secretarial job, and got round to some questions about personality.

    "If you only had one flaw, what would it be?" I asked.

    "Easy," she said, "A bungalow."
     
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  9. DMD

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    Brian Cobby, the voice of BTs speaking clock has died at 83, due to health issues.

    I think it was after his third stroke.
     
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  10. DMD

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    I'm tired of being asked where I see myself in two years' time.
    It's not like I've got 2020 vision.
     
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  11. Mr Hatem

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    Using up your christmas crackers early?
     
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    Talking of kids, not a good idea to call them Clint??

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause>
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

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  15. Ernie Shackleton

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    He don't have no name, silly.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Nov 18, 2018
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    Are you the child wasn’t actually called ****?!
     
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    A crackers not just for Christmas.
     
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    True, it's for cheese as well.
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Chazz is 54 today. Very pleased to have got this far.
    Really didn't think I would :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Nov 19, 2018
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    Happy Birthday to the purveyor of the finest match threads...<ok>
     
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