Off Topic The Burly Arms

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Yeah don’t forget to fill up with Gas Bobby lad.

 

It's a good tip though. Don't want to be stranded out there, or he will be bummed by hillbillies, then shot 57 times, then eaten by a bear. Pretty **** holiday that'd be.

 

Yeah don’t forget to get Petrol Comm if you ever fancy a trip down the A1 mate.

 

Piskies A Team van runs on horse manure.

 

The salient point being that you can find a fuel station every 15-20 miles on the A1 mate......

 

His surfboard is made out of reclaimed eggplant.

 

So the tip of the day is 'don't forget your cash or bank card'

 

Duel purpose then. Handy if he's ever stuck on a road side and is hungry.

 

What if he sets off with 7 miles of ‘gas’ in the tank?

 

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They have a reserve of about a gallon even when the range says 0

 

There’s always somebody who tries to give you stupid tips for trips. Don’t forget your warm socks if you’re coming to Val d’Isere. You’d think of all places in the world a ski-resort would sell warm socks. But let Sandra on Facebook hand out the life saving tips anyway.

Thanks Sandra I was planning on coming in my swimming trunks.

 

Comm drives a 1990 Orion mate, there’s no such thing as a ‘range’ reading. He has 7 miles. That’s all, he’s 7.5 miles away from both nearest services, lucky he’s a former marine innit and he can run quite fast, if only Piskie was here to remind him to fill up.

 

To be fair that’s only half a mile. Can probably see it from the car.

 

Looks like you've just advised him though mate.......

#snooker

 

I already did.

#darts

 

Don't forget to fill up folks

 

Swimmer dies after being stung by stingray.

If only he’d been told not to swim with stingrays.

 

With gas.

 

Don't swim with Stingrays.

Or dry your hair with a flamethrower.