Do you have a small "gentleman's sausage"?

This may help

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061

@Matth_2014 @thefanwithnoname

 

£3000 a pop **** that

I'll stick with my 6" girth and 11" length. Don't care if it is small

 

Size is relative, but tiny todgers is considered to be an Asian issue. Might be why they seemingly prefer very young fanny?

 

Oriental men I do believe

 

Only 5% are bigger than 6 inches.
Alot of lieing ****s about if thats the case!
Not me though, mines massive....

 

Anybody actually got the tape measure out? And where do you actually measure from? If it's ballsack to Jap's eye, that's going to give a different reading than if you measure along the top of the knob.

 

You include whatever can be reasonably classed as your wanger.
And always round up

 

Measuring Penis Length
Start by measuring the length of your penis:

• Position a ruler or measuring tape at the base of the erect penis, where it attaches to the body.
• Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you contact the bone. This is especially important if there's a lot of belly fat.
• Measure from the base to the end of the tip.

The average erect penis length is between 5.5 inches and 6.3 inches.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-measure-your-penis-size-906786

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Stop tagging me into pointless crap.

 

Judging by your avatar, I suppose you keep it well hidden and abiding by the jungle rules..

 

Ungrateful.

 

Hiag sucking your fat kite in won't help/

 

Girls here call me Donkeyote

 

They'll say owt for 10 baht

 

Scared of windmills bruv?

 

Probably more to do with the character Don Quixote than any similarity with a Donkey's appendage.

 

Que?

 

3 grand
For those with eel cocks, spend 200 quid on a whore, she'll scream her head off n tell you you're huge if you ask her to