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Off Topic- Close Encounters of The Naughty Kind

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by tigerincanada, Oct 29, 2018.

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  1. tigerincanada

    tigerincanada Well-Known Member

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    As an older git, when I can't sleep, I try and remember the ladies whom I have "thingied" (seems appropriate) in chronological sequence and their names. Surprisingly, there are lots but often names (which I wouldn't share anyway) elude me. There's that lass from Middleton Tyas in Cliff's van, a lass from Aycliffe up against a back alley wall behind The Flamingo in Darlington. Once, close by the major oak in Sherwood Forest and one I met in West Park and she actually did me in an alley just off Hessle Road.
     
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  2. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Then you woke up
     
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  3. captaintigerrobin

    captaintigerrobin Active Member

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    How much did she cost?
     
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  4. onlyme

    onlyme Active Member

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    what year was the hessle road one?
     
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    Wouldn't need to bother with the alley these days...
     
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    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    With respect, I think I'll stick to sheep.




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    askewshair, Oct 29, 2018
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  7. tigerincanada

    tigerincanada Well-Known Member

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    I think it was the summer of 1966.
     
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  8. BillyBobBallbag

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    Got my first blowjob in the old toilet on the spring bank prinny ave junction.
     
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  9. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Did you used to play rugby by any chance?
     
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    The greengrocer, Oct 29, 2018
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  10. tigerincanada

    tigerincanada Well-Known Member

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    A cup of hot chocolate in the town centre. I think it was Wimpey's.
     
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    SimonGraysJacket Well-Known Member

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    I often fondly remember a "liasion" in Tenerife many years ago.
    A young lady I met in a bar in Las Americas and I decided to do some horizontal jiggery pokery down a small pathway off the beaten track.
    Mid way through an old Spanish lady came out a nearby house with a broom and proceeded to smack me on my bare arse whilst "still on the job" shouting in foreign at me....oh those were the days.
     
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    SimonGraysJacket Well-Known Member

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    On the same holiday me and a mate copped off with a pair of girls from Lancashire.....and we all decided to go skinny dipping (looking back THEY decided to go skinny dipping). Whilst frolicking in the sea we didnt notice they must have had an accomplice with them who came and nicked both our wallets out of hastily discarded jeans on the dark beach.......Funnily enough a week or so later, I got a call saying my wallet had been found (less cash and cards of course)...wait for it....yes in a garden in Lancashire.......
     
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  13. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I have many a fond memory of my right hand.

    This thread is a bit sad really. Can’t just be me that thinks that?
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Bit sexist I agree bob. You can't treat split arses like this anymore.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Oct 29, 2018
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  15. onlyme

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    was he nice?
     
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  16. originallambrettaman

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    Weirdest thread ever.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Oct 30, 2018
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    Ehab's a ****
     
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  18. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    My list would be finished before I'd pulled the duvet up
     
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    Seems sexual intercourse began
    In nineteen sixty-three
    Between the end of the Chatterley ban
    And the Beatles' first LP.
     
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  20. Plum

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    Think you missed a line out, (which was rather late for me), or are you just being coy. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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