I was on ebay drunk browsing, as you do, and up popped a City shirt for our first PL season, my size, £10. "Boom!" I probably thought when I clicked 'Buy It Now' and promptly forgot all about it. Imagine my little face as a mystery package arrived at my door containing a very nice City shirt. I was well chuffed until I turned it around and found it said 'Halmosi' on the back. Moral of the story, always read the description and if you want something below market value, get 'Halmosi' printed on it.
Still got my original 1992/3 shirt - the season I started supporting City. It still bloody fits anarl.