Rumours

Aldo played the flute on Runrig's debut album, Play Gaelic.

ER holds the world record for most star jumps performed in a bathtub full of spaghetti hoops.

Tina used to own a successful men's underwear shop in Arbroath, called The Knackers Yard.

Odious Turd co-wrote the early episodes of Eldorado, then got sacked for "lacking imagination".

Ciaran once held the position of secretary at Billy Bingham's official fan club.

Gambol signed and stamped Nelson Mandela's official release papers.

Harry Brisket auditioned for the part of Charlie Fairhead in Casualty.

Dan Starkey may just hold the key to the entire universe.

Dev taught Jane Tucker (from Rainbow's Rod, Jane & Freddy) how to tap dance.

Monacoger actually lives in the back of a Bedford Comma van. In Crewe.

More to follow.

 

@Ponders Revisited is not late 30s

 

Not for long, no.

40 next month.

Get back on here, Jonno. I need you to corroborate my youthfulness.

 

Mindy used to handle Wayne Sleep's business affairs, including laundry, flower arranging, and mid-morning fellatio.

Duncan Donuts threw a rotten artichoke at Robert Fleck's pet dachshund.

Archers once held court with Jeremy Corbyn, Steve Biko, and the dad from the Oxo adverts.

Fabio owns the world's largest collection of Baltic cuttlefish.

Bucks and Elton Welsby co-created the new game show 5 Gold Rings, which is hosted by Phillip Schofield.

 

Ponders Revisited believes that thunder only happens when it's raining.

 

in the bedroom, Rogue Leader plays second fiddle to a fiddler from Middlesbrough.

 

Ba55ie provided the voice for Ludo in the film Labyrinth.

 

Mick O'Toon handed over five years' worth of dole giros to Bono during the mid to late 80s.

Grove Ranger appeared on Jim'll Fix It a record six times - always in disguise (sometimes as a girl).

 

B-C's forefathers invented the bassoon.

B-C has never played the bassoon.

B-C has never heard (or heard of) the bassoon.

 

B-C went from zero to hero real quick.

3 mention beel

 

Scarborough, to be Fair

 

Why is it only my name has been changed?

Or do you genuinely think my username is Hairy Brisket? Sign of early-onset dementia? Eh @pond

 

* Harry Brisket

Deary me.

 

Irony lost on Aldo on a Sunday morning.

 

Really, how can that be when it was me highlighting the irony?

 

Brisket means Brisket iirc

 

In fairness, I've been calling you Harry Brisket for a while. You never seemed to care before.

From now on, however, I shall call you Hilary Basket.

 

^^^

Harry Brisket likes this.

 

Cheers, buddy.

 

Ponders received a two year ban from Peckham Lido for impersonating Bernie Winters