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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Ok, in Disney why is Pluto just a dog yet Goofy talks and wears a hat and clothes and ****?
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    @thefanwithnoname this was taking the piss but do you know why Stoke fans sing it? And the 'dick in my hand' line? Never got it.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Nawty 40<laugh>
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Why do they bring out new phones in 2 different sizes?

    Massive and even more massive
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

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    His and hers?
     
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  6. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Yeah hers is the even more massive one and you know it's gotta fit in your pockets on a night out <grr>

    What do women do that? You got a purse ffs (expensive and paid for by the bloke)
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    **** that. She's the one with the handbag. If she can't fit my wallet in her handbag when we go out, she pays coz I aint carrying my wallet in my jeans.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Does hers have an extra strong vibration function?

    Multi purpose
     
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  9. Burly Hurley

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    The best one's usually do!
     
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  10. Commachio

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    There will be an Ann Summers phone next
     
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  11. Burly Hurley

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    Probably about 10 years ago mate. They're usually trend-setting **** like that.
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

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    Isn't there a story about Ashley Cole and a vibrating phone?
     
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  13. Commachio

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    A phone shaped like a cock..
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Did he insert up Cheryl, then called it?
     
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    Wasn't it up himself and then.asked someone to call it??

    Think Cheryl got pissed off

    Besides I don't think Cheryl would be up for that I reckon she is a **** lay
     
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  16. Commachio

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    She's a dirty Geordie slag mate. Was getting humped at bus stops before she got famous
     
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    Commachio, Oct 9, 2018
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    Don't get me wrong she is a Bonnie lass and I wid, but she looks like she would just lie there
     
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    Often wondered why my mate was called Bikeshed
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Is his mum Cheryl Cole?
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    My nipper should be called Aunty **** sofa.
     
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