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New song for Park Chu Young

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Topgun, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Topgun

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    Hi all,

    This is my suggestion for Park's new song, what do you think?

    He Shoots he scores he eats your Labrador, Park Chu Young...... Park Chu Young......

    He Scores with ease he chugs your Siamese, Park Chu Young...... Park Chu Young......

    He beats his man he necks your Pomeranian, Park Chu Young...... Park Chu Young......

    He shouts beware I'll eat your dancing bear, Park Chu Young...... Park Chu Young......
     
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  2. Murray

    Murray Active Member

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    I can't say what I think without breaking the forum's rules on swearing.

    Suffices to say, you're an idiot.
     
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    He's big, he's queer, he takes it in the rear....TOPGUN
     
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  4. Topgun

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    Geeeez get a sence of humour fella!
     
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  5. Murray

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    I did. It's not of the Jim Davidson variety though, so your attempt at humour failed.
     
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  6. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    First line is good but it goes downhill from there i feel. We could do a rip off version of the one man u fans sing about their Park though?
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I like the one about him eating your Labrador <laugh><ok>
     
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  8. Topgun

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    People like you are so pathetically Politically correct, its sad. Its not like Koreans dont enjoy a tasty Canine snack, so its jest based on fact.

    By the way being an Arsenal fan I hope he does really well, but that doesn't mean I cant enjoy a joke!
     
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  9. goonercymraeg

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    Someone posted this on Twitter last weekend when the story about Park broke.It's still funny though <ok>
     
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  10. MrWright!

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    what the **** you on about, you can ****ing swear all you want you twatting ****


    Also,
    You've done chu much
    much Chu Young
    Now you're something something
    when you should be scoring with easeee?


    Anyone else find it funny that to solve the lack of experience and age, Wenger signs someone called "Chu-Young"?
     
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    Cym claims to be a 16 year old girl on Twitter......
     
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  12. goonercymraeg

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    Are you going to do sumfink about it <grr>
     
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  13. Topgun

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    If that is true I would like to see a link to the Twitter post because I have just made this up this afternoon and I dont have a twitter account.

    He weaves, he runs, he chews your Dalmatian, Park Chu Young....... Park Chu Young......... Maybe????
     
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  14. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I'm not saying you didn't make it up,i'm just saying someone Tweeted last weekend.I've seen thousands of tweets since last weekend so i'm not going to bother looking for a link
     
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  15. Topgun

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    Well as this is a fairly obvious concept I guess its possible that someone may have tweeted something similar. I can assure you though, I haven't nicked this gag. Although I suppose if you gave a million monkeys the same subject matter and asked them to write a joke, 2 of them may come up with the same thing over a week :)
     
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  16. Belvedere to Charlton and back again!

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    I saw this song on a fb group

    He's six foot six
    He's six foot sixxx
    When Merte sees Nasri
    He'll rip him to bits!
     
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  17. Topgun

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    Sung to the tune of? I know thats a tough question on a written forum! Mert will def need a song, he is a Man mountain of a dude.
     
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  18. Belvedere to Charlton and back again!

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    sing it to the tune of the arshavin song you have
     
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    He's big, he's black, he's always smoking crack- Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich!
     
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    He came to us when Nasri went Chu Young, Chu Young...
    And not a lot of cash was spent Chu Young, Chu Young...
    He'll take the ball and he will score...
    And then he'll eat your labrador...
    Park Chu Young, Arsenal's Number Nine!!!

    (I cant take credit for this - saw it posted on Tuesday Club page)!!
     
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