OT. 'Tragedy at Beverley Races'

'Fraid not.
But I do remember this...

 

You certainly seem humourless.
Life's too short.
The philosopher's stoned !

 

You might be familiar with Solyent Green though...

 

Too cryptic for me Barca. Never caught wind of Solyent Green - not a movie fan.

 

It's delicious.

 

Well, the point is you may possible have caught that one that as there was a film of that name. But not one named Solyant Green, which you were originally asked about.

 

I remember some nature programme on Yellowstone saying that, to survive, the Bears needed to eat 40,000 moths a day (1 kCal each) at one point of the year.

 

Moth murdering bastards.

#DeathToBears

 

Get ****ed, I made a small mistake by putting Soylant Green and not Soylent Green as the film is actually called. No need to make out it was a big mistake, unless you made a mistake by calling it Solyant Green, mine was from memory you tried to be clever highlighting it and cocked up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

 

Get ****ed, I made a small mistake by putting Soylant Green and not Soylent Green as the film is actually called. No need to make out it was a big mistake, unless you made a mistake by calling it Solyant Green, mine was from memory you tried to be clever highlighting it and cocked up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

 

We both cocked up. But at least I didn't post my reply twice and got all the letters right. though not necessarily in the right order, to paraphrase Eric Morecambe.

 

Now on sale Soylent, but is it green?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-UK-high-protein-meal-glass-health-drink.html

 

£16.66 a day?
I’d rather have a £10 meal and a couple of £3 pints every day instead thanks

 

I'd rather have a £1.66 meal and 5 £3 pints. No doubt Den would have a 16p meal and 5 and a half £3 pints. But I don't neglect my body like him.

 

was a good film at the time,
as was zardoz.
and the russian rip off of 2001 a space odessey,no idea of the name

 

Eatin’s Cheatin’

Maybe at a stretch

 

I'd happily eat insects instead of red meat, all I ask is that science invest time and money into making giant insects that look like and taste like bacon.

 

I once found a lad I went to university with comatose in a gutter in Sunderland and after I’d dragged him out of the road and roused him a bit (careful now) I asked him, out of concern, what he’d had to eat that day.

His answer?

16 pints and a scotch pie.


Years later I reminded him of this - he was by then a much more sober chap - and we agreed that should he ever write one, that this was to be the title of his autobiography.

 

I liked Freddie Flintoff's answer to the question of whether or not he'd eaten anything after the all night session following the 2005 Ashes win:

"yes, a cigar"