Computers are for kids. **** that. Get a jukebox in and listen to Oasis while having a beer out the fridge. No L shape sofa neither, they're for couples. Just standard 2 sofas will suffice. You will need a big TV to watch the footy on. Get a decent table that can open up into a games board when the lads pop round for cards, dominos etc. Look for the small details too, get a slow closing toilet seat for when you get a bird round. She'll thank you for it and it'll make her feel more comfortable. Birds like **** like that because they get embarrassed about using the bog for some reason. Bit busy at the moment, but I'll have a think and come back to this thread in a bit.
Depends how big it is but a decent size; HD projector with Xbox and Sky TV hooked up to it A lazy boy sofa (or 2) or maybe a sofa bed if anyone decided to crash over Old American-style tube jukebox Mini bar with a beer tap, a couple of optics (personally JD and Captain Morgan) and a fridge If being greedy; a couple of arcades (maybe Street Fighter, the old 4-player TMNT game and a pinball machine) and a poker table Maybe some kind of indoor BBQ with a good extractor fan above it would be going too far....
I've had a man cave for years, large TV, Xbox, booze cabinet, L shape sofa for chilling. No way I'm living in this family without one.
Just get a piss stained sleeping bag and a blow up armchair covered in squashed wotsits. oh and a picture of a Concorde on your wall to convince all the fit birds you're a pilot.
Dartboard goes without saying, obvs. Chess and backgammon sets also; haven't played either for years, but confident of holding my own with any of you ****s. One of those crappy little foldaway snooker tables with tiny balls, they're good. Tiny balls shouldn't be a problem for most on here.
Sound proof the bedroom if you don’t want to hear your flat mate banging, unless that’s your thing to listen or she is a screamer. Need to have a cleaner who can also do all the washing and ironing and shopping - this is a must have* * In my first house I had a cleaner who did everything including shagging all of us, which was great until one of the guys got engaged to her unaware that we all had been there on a regular basis - awkward. TBH she couldn’t iron but we didn’t seem to care much
A Ladpad is when the bloke has taken too many cocks up his fart pipe that he has to wear a tampax cos his arse never stops dripping. Truss. They sell em in Tezzer.
