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Mediterranean Diet

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    May help depression is the latest bollocks being touted by the so called experts.

    I'm ahead of the game then as I eat loads of fruit, vegetables, fish, nuts and stuff.

    Must be something else that has rendered me a manic depressive.

    Utter drivel.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I am on the British Mediterranean diet. Lots of fry ups, chips and alcohol.

    Ye baby!
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I believe they are looking through the wrong end of the telescope. Depressed people tend to either not eat or eat badly, either ' comfort' foods or something that requires no thought or effort. So the diet is a more likely a consequence of depression as opposed to a causal factor.
    Much more probable that your mood swings are related to Aberdeen. .
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    More likely to be Scotchland in general being as it is inhabited by neo-nazi skirt wearing blokes.

    Speaking of neo-naziism the bungling Head Jew Hater is delivering his speech to the job shirking knucklehead Leftie Communist Party today.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow. Wish me luck.

    Bye.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Make sure you have a smile on your cheeks.
     
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    You eat what the nurse feeds you ffs <doh>
     
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    Share the video on here if all goes well <ok>
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The terrorist apologist was late for his communist address.

    Some **** nabbed the wheels from his tricycle.
     
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    Wine,olive oil and sardines are perfect for a long and healthy life:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The proper term is an upthebumoscope
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Good luck
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Good luck Ponders. Hope all goes well.
     
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    Love grilled sardines.
     
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    OOOOOOFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hope you've waxed & bleached your ring-piece.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Had endoscopy once which was rather unpleasant.
     
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    That's why I say, "I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it ram it up your poop chute" (Corn hole)
    Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Fist ****)
    Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Wrist-watch; Crisco)
    Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute
    Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute
    Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute
    Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute
    Don't pull yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute
    Don't pull yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute
    Don't pull yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute

     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I gave her a colonoscopy with my tongue.

    Tasted like farts.
     
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    I'll be glad when it's all over.

    I've had the two sachets of laxative and eaten nothing but jelly, a couple of Rich Tea biscuits, and some consomme. I feel utterly wretched. :(

    As soon as it's done, I'll have someone take me to my favourite eaterie in Maldon. :)
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I can imagine you will.

    Go for a good nosh up!!
     
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