Football Admissions

Who won the replay?

 

Which one are you fats?

 

We* did 1-0, yours truly bagging the winner, wait for it... after David James dropped a corner and I tapped it in the empty net! I kid you not, he never changed!


* we, or rather they
#skatebastards!

Broke my ankle in the semi-final

 

Is if it weren't bad enough playing for pompey, they make you wear that kit

 

As you look, the pretty boy with the blonde quiff to the left of Peter Osgood

 

Yeah couldn't bring myself to like that you scored a winner for their youth side in the cup, there's limits mate

That's class about David James though

 

Wouldn’t of had you down as having blonde locks in your youth.

 

You look the same to be fair mate... a bit chunkier though of course

 

He stole them from some local toddlers with his skate mates.

 

Any disagreement we have on here is going to end with, “**** off Skate” isn’t it?

 

*dirty

 

I prefer #skatefats personally

Still think a title change or something is in order though... @ChilcoSaint

Perhaps it should be put to a poll?

 

I can't believe that I have a skate twin.

 

Oh Fat le Tiss,
He used to be a Skate, but he's alright now

 

My football admission is that about 20 years ago when I ran a Wine & Beer wholesalers, I was invited to a trade show by Carlsberg Tetley to Fratton Park (in the daytime).

The CT rep was showing me around Norttarf Krap and we got to the side of the pitch.

"oh you can't go on there"
"watch me"

I ran to the centre circle and shouted at the top of my voice "Southampton!!, Southampton!!!"

I can still hear the echo in the empty stadium

 

Quality

 

I don't want Liverpool to win the prem.
I really, really dislike Kloop.
Never rated Puel.
I think Pep is a quality manager.

 

Agree 100%!