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My Knee Hurts

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    So you were carrying a kettle full of boiling water in the passenger seat of a car? <laugh>
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Was well worth it <laugh>
     
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    Best thing I've ever read on here. <laugh>
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Without doubt <laugh>

    I hope some of the ****s on here who bully him sometimes are reading this.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I want to know how long the journey was, if it's anything over 10 minutes, I'm going to piss myself laughing. <laugh>
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    @Matth_2014 how big a journey isit mate?


    Also, why the **** didn't your work have electric?
     
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  7. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Well done Sherlock, You got there in the end.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I suppose if you wrap the kettle in foil it would last a bit longer and you could get away with about 20 minutes. Speed bumps are the real issue here. #problemsolving
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    This isn’t an everyday occurrence outside of Wales, Matth.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What do you mean in the end you hardly ****ing explained it before that <doh>
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I did eventually.
     
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  12. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    It went off because of the storm.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah @The Liebherr Legacy keep up y'****ing dick.
     
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    Getting funny looks on the train because I keep chuckling away. <laugh>
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    So I didn't get there 'in the end', I got there as soon as you explained it properly.

    Did your place stay open with no electric then? I'd have told them to get ****ed.
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    If it's local I'd have just gone and filled a flask up rather than trying to move the kettle...


    Still can't get over this ffs <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That's the problem with Britain today, a little wind and we're all of home, Matth dug in and got the tea on. It didn't matter how far away it was our how completely ****ing stupid it was there was tea. I'm proud.
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Has someone hacked matth's account or is this real?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Stop spoiling it by thinking and using logic.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's a thing of beauty my friend. Do you fancy a cuppa?
     
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