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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Im happy this wasn't just obvious to me alone and vigorously unsettled that Metth isn't announcing his forthcoming appearance on the show.



    No wonder he's no time for front or back bum action what with all the spiderman games, mindless brain rotting TV shows and ****tard level threads started on here... each one somehow outdoing the last amazingly plebish written uttering.

    I'ma start a far right extremists group/thread for all people and things anti methh.

    Im thinking...
    The Tim nice but dim cleansers front.?
    Or...
    The "put the poonani on a pedestal near the top of everest somewhere" party?
    Maybe...
    The anti wasteman union of nut bussers and giving men a bad name alliance?

    I'm drunk, soz not soz
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  3. Spurlock

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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Also like to say

    Because I'm half cut and Metth has me on ignore can someone apologise for me and make sure he sees this pls ta
    And picks one

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  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh> Never seen the show but that's funny as ****.

    Is it just about socially awkward people trying to date? If so may have to give it a watch if there's catchup shows available.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Yeah, people who are generally on the Autistic spectrum

    I think you can get it on catch up...that's where I've watched it in the past

    They're all characters on there
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    Is Brighton a lady with a paddle?... If so she doesn't sound undatable to me.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why not, you could find yourself a hottie.
     
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    I thought that was part of his charm?
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Some people on Twitter take the piss out of those 2, Something about having autism.
     
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  11. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He’s not my dad, He would force me to support Liverpool.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    You need to get the application form and sign up for it
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Don't think they'll be a fan somehow.
     
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    for all you Thundercats fans out there

     
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  16. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I thought she said thunderc(u)nts.
     
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  17. Willhoops

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    She certainly has a way with words, peado in the speado was a belter.
     
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  18. Matth_2014

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's such a good show mate, all on catch up.

    It's NOT funny, honestly!!!
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I did try Matthew son, I remember it now and it still hurts.
     
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