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Am I worth £35m?

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  1. iToons

    iToons Member

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    From Twitter...

    Am I a £35m Striker... I scored 24 goals helping my side win promotion back to the premier league aged just 22. In my first season in the top flight I had 15 goals by the end of January. Including a goal against the reigning champions, away at Arsenal and in a home win v Liverpool. My form earned me an england call-up and debut in a friendly... Am I a £35m striker?


    No, I am Michael Ricketts, Feb 2002.
     
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    iToons, Feb 3, 2011
  2. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> my mate text me that today!

    If I score at least 10 tonight at 5-a-side I demand a transfer worth £35m.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 3, 2011
  3. iToons

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    Is your mates name andrew? Cause he just posted that on Twitter :p
     
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    iToons, Feb 3, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes, we'll send you to Liverpool Badge and have Andy back! :)
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 3, 2011
  5. beardface

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    Brilliant <laugh>

    Got a bit suspicious, because I thought AC09 only scored 19 Championship goals ;)
     
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    beardface, Feb 3, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    God I hope he winds up like Ricketts. **** it, I hope the greedy bastard winds up with rickets.
     
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    u408379965, Feb 3, 2011

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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Feb 3, 2011
  8. Howay the Lads

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    how original... was on the legends at about 6.45pm tonight!!
     
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    Howay the Lads, Feb 3, 2011
  9. iToons

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    I dont normally tune in to Legends unless its match day, and like I said, I just reposted it from twitter.
     
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    iToons, Feb 3, 2011
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    thats excellent, hahahaha
     
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  11. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I kept count of my score tonight, I scored 14. Surely worth £35m?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 3, 2011
  12. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Isnt Michael Ricketts a free agent?

    :O I'm worried haha
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Feb 4, 2011
  13. Jock McMagpie

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    They have more in common than that, Ricketts has just been charged for slapping his missus about.
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Feb 4, 2011
  14. UNITEDTOON

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    its doing the rounds, jst beeen txt it. haha
     
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    UNITEDTOON, Feb 4, 2011
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