Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Which three words best describe your hometown? What is your favourite ism? Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? Have you ever played squash? If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours?
Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? Torbet bursting farters in front of Big Jock. What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? Shed erections Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? No Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? No Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Scaletrix Which three words best describe your hometown? Bring-a-chib What is your favourite ism? J-ism Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? Let the pilgrims decide Have you ever played squash? Yes If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours? Don’t know what this means
Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? Hitlers bunker to see if he really was a bufter. What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? Wallpapering. Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? I’d bite his cock off. Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? Yep. Young guns. Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Scaletrix Which three words best describe your hometown? Dear green place What is your favourite ism? Jism Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? Nope. Hang the cûnt. Have you ever played squash? Nope If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours? No, sorry, joints would be too painful.
1. #darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler 2. #trev pays for young ladyboys 3. #no big deal 4. #young guns 5. #jiffys scalextric jealousy 6. #trev's racist rant met with roma fists of fury 7. #shame that your racism is going viral fat man 8. #gambo lost his finger up noel edmonds 9. #yes 10. #ponders close to raping again
Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? I'd like to see what really went down at Golgotha What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? Tina Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? Yes Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? Don't know Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Scaletrix Which three words best describe your hometown? ****in **** hole What is your favourite ism? Gambolism Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? Don't care Have you ever played squash? No If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours? Depends. Is it some kind of euphemism? Ok, then.
1. Led Zeppelin concert at O2 Arena in 2002. 2. Life and career of Franz Beckenbauer. 3. No; swallow, smile then stab the fat c**t! 4. Think I saw a cowboy fillum with LDP in it. 5. Scaletrix. 6. Early opening rub-a-dubs. 7. Prostitutionism. 8. Couldnae give a f**k. 9. Yes. 10. Yes; see Q.3.
Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? The moon landings What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? Jo Guest (Men's World 1992-98) Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? No Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? Yes, well in a supporting role anyway - Young Guns Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Had both but would go for Scalextric Which three words best describe your hometown? Greatest. Worst. Full. (London) What is your favourite ism? Jism Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? Sins yes, dyed beard no. Have you ever played squash? No If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours? Yes but only at the Barry Manilow concert which you still owe me £10,000 for
Which key moment in history would you choose to witness if you could travel back in time? My birth What would be your specialist subject if you appeared on Mastermind? Nexus publication Would you commit suicide if Boris Johnson ejaculated into your mouth? Who's Boris Johnson? Have you ever watched a movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips? Who's Lou Diamond Philips? Scaletrix or Subbuteo? Subbuteo Which three words best describe your hometown? Dunno was only there for 3 years of my life and memory from my first 3 years is extremely limited What is your favourite ism? Stranglerism Should we ever forgive Noel Edmonds for his myriad sins? No, absolute **** Have you ever played squash? Yes If I gave you £755, would you whittle sticks with me for four hours? Yes, absolutely
