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Gazza dents Spurs cock

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by BigFox, Sep 10, 2018.

  1. BigFox

    BigFox Well-Known Member

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    Spurs have been saying that the golden cockerel that was on their old stadium had been damaged in the blitz. It has come out that it actually was Gazza with an air rifle.

    Am imagining some guy noticing in the late 80s and going up to a steward asking about it only to be smacked upside the head and told it has been like that for the past 40 odd years <laugh>

    https://talksport.com/football/4205...s-damaged-by-paul-gascoigne-and-an-air-rifle/

    BTW This was the best title I could come up with for this story - anyone have anything better?
     
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    BigFox, Sep 10, 2018
  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 10, 2018
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Spurs' cock penetrated by Gazza's tiny pellet.
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 10, 2018
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  4. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Which cock? There are thousands.
     
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    Blueman, Sep 10, 2018
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Gazza suckz cock in booze fuelled orgy.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 10, 2018
  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Gazza pulls Paul Ince's pants down, a cock fight beckons.. mwaah
     
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    J๏E.., Sep 10, 2018
  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What football team would want a giant cock on its roof?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 11, 2018
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 12, 2018
  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    There is a clue in the OP ... if you are still confused come back in an hour and I'll explain it further <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 12, 2018
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I thought they were all at old Trafford though. :bandit:
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 12, 2018
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Newcastle. So all the ****s can look at it.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 12, 2018
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  12. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Spurs in new cock-up
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 13, 2018
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  13. Archers Road

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    It’s a pigeon <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 14, 2018
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  14. Commachio

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    Or
    Or an elongated spuggy.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 15, 2018

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