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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Sep 11, 2018.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    People on here seem to have a problem with the overweight/fat People in the world.

    It seems that everyone in here is a picture of health who works out constantly.

    I would certainly be in the overweight category, I could certainly eat less and drink less but I don't want to. Exercise is difficult as I have a knee problem from a football injury and Lung desease.

    The attitude on here is terrible imo, no wonder some wouldn't put a pic up.

    #luvsfatclub
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Post a pic up mate, get called a fat bastard, then the shame and humiliation might stir you into losing some timber. Then when you’ve lost a bit, take another pic, photoshop it a bit, send it to a ‘mate’ and ask him to stick it on the forum as a sort of weightwatchers after shot. Job sorted.

    Worked for HIAG <ok>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Do you have a mobility scooter Luv?
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Only supermodels post on here.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Fat people do us all a favour and lose weight <ok>
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Only if you agree to grow another brain cell.
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    @petersaxton
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    OK you stay fat then

    Fatty
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've got a hoverboard but I'm thinking of sending it back as it has wheels and doesn't hover at all.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Im slightly overweight due to my lifestyle. But I enjoy it so couldn't give a **** <laugh>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I have an invention for fat folk that involves adapting a shopping trolley to accommodate a commode and some pedals. They could literally burn off calories as they're shopping for pies and crisps and wouldn't have to leave the comfort of the chrome cage for a turd.
     
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  12. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    Dream on Luv
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    This you luv?


     
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  14. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    Pete’s weight may have caused the alteration in the change to the tilt of the earth’s axis. If he loses enough he may be responsible for stopping climate change. Now that would be sensible
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Can you returned goods you've damaged? <whistle>
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    back in the early 2000s my eldest was was going the "where did I come from" stage so I explained she came out of her mum's tummy.
    She was about 3 ish and one day in a super market she was sitting in a trolley as I was looking for something Mrs RCL sent me for to stop me annoying her.

    My daughter was craining her neck round to look at something. As we passed a woman my kid said " Daddy, that lady has a baby in her belly!"

    She didn't have a baby in her belly ... nor did she have a sense of humour.

    As she stood their scowling at me my daughter looked her up and down...not once, not twice but three ****ing times before innocently saying...really ****ing loudly...as the woman was ****ing eyeballing me..."must be a VERY BIG baby daddy!" and stretched her little arms as wide as she possibly could to illustrate the point <yikes>

    Mrs RCL walked round the corner at this point so I left my daughter with her and went to hide <laugh>

    More than 17 years later and I still wonder how long it took her to calm down.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Classic <laugh> out of the mouth of babes.

    I was in the shower the other morning and my daughter who is 5 was brushing her teeth getting ready for school.

    She then looked at me and said ‘Daddy, your willy looks like an Elephant riding a brain’
     
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  19. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You should get that looked at.
     
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