Well, you could certainly rely on Ashley during wartime couldn't you? I bet the fat southern bastard, if he'd lived during WW2, would have sold mustard gas to the Nazis.
Newcastle fan here Mike Ashley has officially become such an anti-hero that we revel in the very mention of his name. Screw all this pride in your football club, and respecting the fan. I'd much rather do anything I can as a supporter of Newcastle United to make sure Mike Ashley comes to no financial harm throughout his glorious indulgent lifetime