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  1. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    'German lassie' ?????? which branch?
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 4, 2018
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Clydebank. She’s over here for another 2 years then going back home. Really nice lassie.
     
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    Tina., Sep 4, 2018
  3. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Bus pass in hand!
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    As soon as the wife finds out...[emoji15]
     
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  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> yer a dirty old man.
     
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  6. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    F****n' too f****n' true!















    JT-Aqualung.jpg
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 4, 2018
  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    It seems likely I wont be logging on tomorrow. I'd like to say thank you to everyone I've shared jokes, anecdotes and stories with over the years on this sports forum. Apart from Gambol. He's a ****.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 4, 2018
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  8. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Rather effusive thanks for a day away from the 'madness'!
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 4, 2018
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes Gambol is a ****. A likeable ****. But a ****. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 4, 2018
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If that's accurate I'm already dead and have been for 5 years.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Dev's 83.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I wish.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 4, 2018
  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    <yikes>

    Oh well at least I'll not be around for the next old firm game.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 4, 2018
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  14. gas

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    Happy with that tbh

    <party>
     
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    gas, Sep 4, 2018
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  15. GroveRanger

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    I don't know my blood pressure or cholesterol count so using this test I'll be dead by 75. Best get spending now.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 5, 2018
  16. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^^better finish that shed
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 5, 2018
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That was Archers Road, anyone heard from him lately?

    Man found dead in wonky shed on allotment.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poor Archie. Buried under his own allotment shed. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2018
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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