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When will you die?

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Aye ,78 ...I would be the king of Glasgow if I live to 78 .
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aye stone?

    FPMSL
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Only joking folks. It said I was too young to do the test.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's useful to know, I'm going to start bingeing on coke and hookers aged 77, do the equity release on my house, sell my metal detecting finds, try to blow all my wealth in a year.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Any more finds recently?

    Pics to follow?
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Just deposited a load with the local FLO, quite tidy.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pfft, wisny planning on living that long.
     
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    A year to go isn't that long ...
     
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    Having ended up in the 'A & E' in Koln, Paris and Munich plus having spent a pleasant, comfortable and reasonably priced night in a Koln Drug and Drunk tank such surveys and, let us say. guesses are no f****n' use to me!

    LCP3.jpg
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I'll probably be one of they unlucky auld ****s that dodge around in the 90's hating everything and everybody.
     
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    Sounds f****n' great; old smelly overcoat, bunnet and wee dug!
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get aff ma grass ya wee basturts or ah'll burst yer ****in baw! <grr>

    (Getting some practice in now)
     
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    Staring oot the tenement window at the young burdz in their summer duds; ooooops!
     
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    That describes my daddy to a tee <laugh> took him for his annual eye test yesterday and he was raging coz he had to wait 5 mins for a test for his peripheral vision. ‘Am ****in leavin. Am no hingin aboot for anyone. ‘
     
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    Cuddly burdz in my local Specsavers so my bi-annual visit is always a treat. One of the opticians (or whatever they are called) is a f****n' dusky, doe-eyed honey!

    Simple pleasures to a sixty four year old punter with a wandering eye!
     
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    Aye they’re all quite chunky in this one too. Was a German lassie who helped us pick his new specks. Before I realised she was German, I asked her if they had glasses like Jurgen klopp my Daddy could try in for a laugh<laugh>
     
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