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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Bolton4Europe

    Bolton4Europe Active Member

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    So he's a **** version of Heskey..

    [video=youtube;Z0cbpqEdQaI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0cbpqEdQaI[/video]

    Great.
     
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  2. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    like when you put a goalkeeper up front on football manager
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    More like putting a striker in goal to be honest.
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    heskey & crouch

    you'd be better off with Dick & Dom
     
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  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    where's Emerson, Lake & Palmer .... I mean EMF scurried off to?

    scouring the tinternet for more gems to come out with?
     
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  6. Killa_Kam

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    I used to have bad luck
    Now you might see me in a Jag truck
    Mad stuck either with a dime or a bad duck
    Double R T with the matchin bandana
    38-snub blue steel with no hammer
    And I see all ya niggaz tryin to glance at the Kiss
    Cuz I walk around with your whole advance on my wrist
    Phonin your women, drunk off Corona's and lemon
    And you know I'm still right in the main
    Light in the green
    I need to bug it even though I look right in the beam
    Judge find out it's my team, he boost they bails
    Niggaz floss on their album, try to boost their sales
    We put our pies on the table when our eyes on a label
    Cuz them rednecks up in the mountains will try to slay you
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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  8. Killa_Kam

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    Call me raspy tell you what I want you to know
    Fu...ck what you ask me you probably don't want me to blow
    I got a lot of horsepower so I'm able to skip Usually a good nigga even though I'm able to flip
    You pay 30 for the 'Kiss, 100 for The L.O.X>
    And if we coo', then I write a hook for a drop
    Whatever's in the bank is my bet
    A zebu's my pet
    And get in the bed and with the legs then that
     
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  9. Jonesey

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    Are they meant to be lyrics?

    ****ing load of ****.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Careful Jonesy he might pop a cap in ya ass.
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    a perfectly good afternoon of hurling abuse and banter ruined by some gratuitous gangsta (c)rap!
     
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  12. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    How about instead of us Liverpool and Man United fans hurling abuse at each other, why not do something worthwhile, and poke fun at Arsenal.
    I'll start, I would 8-2 be an Arsenal fan.
     
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  13. BCR

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  14. Bolton4Europe

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    No it's not KPR.
     
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  15. Killa_Kam

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    That Sheek in the dresser club cuz I don't fu...ck with shoes
    And from a nigga's life, I swear to the Bible, let it be told
    I put 30 in your head, all in the same hole
    Cuz we all got the same goal and you tryin to tamper with mine
    Don't make me mothafuc...kin leave you with some sh...it in your spine
    Fu...ck with me, you be a was nigga
    Nigga was dope
    Nigga was gettin money before I extorted your coke
    What, you crazy?
     
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  16. Jezz511

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  17. merrysupersteve

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    I'm sitting here alone up in my room
    And thinking about the times that we've been through (oh my love)
    I'm looking at a picture in my hand
    Trying my best to understand
    I really want to know what we did wrong
    With a love that felt so strong
    If only you were here tonight
    I know that we could make it right

    [CHORUS:]
    I don't know how to live without your love
    I was born to make you happy
    'Cause you're the only one within my heart
    I was born to make you happy
    Always and forever you and me
    That's the way our life should be
    I don't know how to live without your love
    I was born to make you happy

    I know I've been a fool since you've been gone
    I'd better give it up and carry on (oh my love)
    'Cause living in a dream of you and me
    Is not the way my life should be
    I don't want to cry a tear for you
    So forgive me if I do
    If only you were here tonight
    I know that we could make it right

    [Repeat CHORUS]

    I'd do anything, I'd give you my world
    I'd wait forever, to be your girl
    Just call out my name, and I will be there
    Just to show you how much I care

    [Repeat CHORUS]
     
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  18. BCR

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    Stolen straight from BBC live text!
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    ****ing racist bastard.
     
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  20. Jezz511

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