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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Seem to be well and truly fashionable this year, not sure about you other lads in the UK but the kernts are really flaunting it in York at the moment in their best yellow and black attire. Never seen so many here, they are literally knocking on the door for a bit of sugar..

    You lads getting the same?
     
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    Stop putting jam on your bollocks, might help

    Not many here this year, but 2\3 years ago they were swarming everywhere
    Helsinki
     
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    Loads of the bastards down here. Don't bother me though, they're ok if you leave them alone.
     
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    Same here though around August the ****s get proper belligerent if they get a bit of fermented sugar from spoiling fruit or unattended beer <laugh>
     
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    Be glad we don't have Asian hornets
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    ****ing stings on those things
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    Jeremy Beadles hand

    FAKE NEWS!
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Well that was enlightening, it's practically impossible to leave a social wasp alone, he wont let you especially in August/September, anti-social wasps will just annoy the **** out of you. We have had them 4 fold since May, a lot more aggressive than normal, backed up by a lot of inland horse flies which never happens here..<ok>
     
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    Been stung twice this summer (never before) once in my mouth at a music festival (bottom of been can) and once two days ago when away on hols. I got revenge though by wiping a few of his mates out at the beach with my spade when they were swarming

    Only 3 things I kill and dont mind, wasps, slugs and flies
     
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    "spade" on a beach.

    Were you treasure hunting DR?

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I like you <ok>.. I've taken the battle outside my back door and take the wasps out as they are gnawing the fence.. Gone through 4 cans of Raid this summer, female horsefly's are nasty ****s as well, look like miniature barn owls with a awful bite.. I blame Putin, I blame him also for the cats ****ting on the lawn and more so for my team being in league 1, damn that man.....:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    No I'd forgot my metal detector (true story)

    We did however make a brilliant city of sandcastles and I dug a decent tunnel. I did use a bit of child labour as 7 other kids joined us (I have one 5 yr old) and I gave them all jobs so did manage a bit of wasp slaying time until the kids got bored and I had to get back to it
     
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    Look up homemade wasp traps on youtube, the ones that dont attract bees!

    Anyhow im off, only got back earlier and am knackered
     
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    Hope you and yours are all good Page <ok>

    Liking Alissons skills at the weekend <cool>

    You take care, catch up soon
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Will do and cheers bro.. <ok>
     
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    I got my first wasp sting in June. I picked up my helmet when I was leaving the shop and the little ****er was inside and stung me on the thumb. I didn't use to mind them but now I'll set fire to any of their nests that I come across. Little arseholes.
     
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    Take care DR bro.<ok>
     
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    I went into the local pet shop and said " I'd like to buy a wasp please "

    " We don't sell wasps " came the reply .

    " Well you have one in the window " ……



    Seriously though , hate them .

    I Kill Wasps , Spiders , Fly's , and ants .

    Was stung by a Hornet in a swimming pool when I was young in Africa . Not many things I remember from those days , but that was one of them :-(
     
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    Wasps are ****s.

    They serve zero purpose, they just fly about all day going '****' sting. "****" sting.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Is Jurgen DR?
     
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