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Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Southampton. 3pm Thereisonlyoneno7’s Birthday

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by thereisonlyoneno7, Aug 29, 2018.

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  1. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    I just passed Alan Pardew walking down Wigmore Street near where I work.
    I did not say anything but I imagined what I would have said
    I would have said ...
    Me - Hi Alan
    AP - Hi
    Me - Alan...?!
    AP - Um... yes?
    Me - You dont have a job at the moment do you...? That is why you are walking down Wigmore Street?
    AP - Well yes, urm ... I am just heading to Sports Direct tho
    Me - I support Saints
    AP - Oh yeah Southampton...
    Me - Yes, you used to manage us.
    AP - Yes I did
    Me - You were a bit unlucky I thought and you signed Ricky Lambert and he was brilliant for us
    AP - Great player yes I remember well
    Me - Did you try and shag Fonte's missus - is that why you were sacked?
    AP - look, just **** off you middle aged **** I need to get to Sports Direct as I want to manage House of Fraser
     
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  2. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Alan Pardew has gone for an interview where you work?
     
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  3. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Is there a casino where you work?
     
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  4. Saintalona

    Saintalona Well-Known Member

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    My view is that out of all the games so far we should win this one otherwise we are relegation fodder...
     
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  5. Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc)

    Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc) Well-Known Member

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    First away day of the season for me and I cant bloody wait! Not hugely positive about this one, hopefully Hughes will find a system/team that works eventually though.
     
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  6. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Can you explain why - Palace at their place is hard for most EPL teams.

    I think you may be knee jerking but love to know your views on why.

    Iirc- Palace lost the first SEVEN games last season WITHOUT scoring a GOAL. They did alright in the end.

    Incidentally, I think this fixture last season was our first victory. Steve Davies?
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Aug 29, 2018
  7. Romsey_Saint

    Romsey_Saint Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday No.7. We might get something from this fixture if our CB's try not to make Benteke look good! <doh>
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually going to this one before I get the train to Cardiff for Super Sunday. <yikes>
     
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  10. tomw24

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    If anyone is planning on using the train this weekend there is a reduced service on the line between Southampton and London due to strikes. You might want to check train times etc online.
     
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  11. VVD

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    First match of the season for me. Luckily it’s just a 25 minute train journey!
     
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  12. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    It’s not his birthday!!! :emoticon-0112-wonde But it is mine!
     
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  13. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    It’s not his birthday today!!!!
     
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  14. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Happy birthday FLT but that little tyke no 7 said it was his birthday :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  15. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Younger twin brothers that are born on a different day are little sh1ts
     
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  16. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I've used up all my happy birthdays, Fats. Perhaps next year.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Aug 29, 2018
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  18. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Happy Birthday Fats!

    I think no7 is fairly clearly pointing out that his is on the day of the match!
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Well happy birthday to anyone who has a birthday today. Or any other day of the year. Don't want anyone feeling left out.
     
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  20. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    I forgot he was younger than you Fats. Happy Birthday anyway
     
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