The Carnival

No book opened yet on injuries/deaths?

I'll plump for 2 dead and one acid faced

 

Defo be a few more acid attacks ...

Cowardly ****s

 

Nignog mayhem as per the scriptoid.

Saw one of them complaining about the number of police on duty for ****s sake.

 

F****n' love the Karneval in Koln; plenty of drinking and shag*ing married burdz!

 

What is the preferred acid of deployment these days?

Sulphuric, Nitric, Hydrochloric?

Something else?

 

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Christ, that does my eyes in Mick!!

 

Hopefully a few stabbings. I'll go for 5 stabbings, 2 rapes, 0 acid attacks.

 

Are ye gonny stab the ones you rape, or are you keeping the counts separate?

 

Yes, there's bound to me rapes as well.

 

Yeah would bring on an eppo fit

 

2 deaths

10 plus stabbings

3 acid attacks

2 rapes

Multiple sexual assaults

1 spilled coffee

 

I’ll go for 32 arrests. 16 knives found

2 stabbings. One public urination.

 

The one done for public urination will be the one most harshly dealt with. He/She will be a white honky as well, guaranteed.

 

Hopefully we also get the annual festival-friendly dancing policeman. Always cheers everyone up, particularly the victims' families.

 

Hopefully it will be a darkie one. Male or female, I'm not fussy.

 

I'm gonna go for a wee bit of value here and plump for 13 killed in a 7.5t truck killathon.

 

We had a "man Dem" carnival locally

No one got stabbed or raped

Plenty of drugs sold though. A list was found stuck under a table

 

I'm going for 35 stabbings, 3 rapes, 2 dancing policemen and 2 people having a ****e in someone's garden.

 

Sounds a bit of a laugh; Gregory Isaacs pumping (?) away as well.