The Name's Bond, Black Bond

and gets tae shag loadsa fit burds

 

An actor pretends to shag loadsa fit burds.

 

I think, to bring the character into the 21st century, Bond should be pumping at least one shemale in each film. A sexy one, no' like the ones that hang around the public toilets at Silverknowes of a Friday night (apparently).

 

Think I would prefer seeing the shemale bumming the 'English' secret agent!

 

Shut it flid

The most fun would be if they picked a brown skin muzzie to play the part. The Islamaphobes would go into full throttle melt down.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

Ah just noticed the poll ffs

Can you change **** off gas you racist bastard to **** off gas you ****** bastard please.

Suggesting that I am racist is deeply hurtfull

ftp

 

Quran Of Solace

 

I didn’t like the roger Moore/Connery bonds. Pierce Brosnan and Timothy Dalton were good. New guy is pish.

 

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Which is yer gay sons fave Hen?

 

Brosnan is still a fine looking man plus he likes chunky women

 

I don’t have a gay son. Enjoy giving blowjobs at the weekend. Prîck.

 

Pop

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss

 

Idris Elba has ruled himself out of becoming the new Bond so all you racists can put down your crayons. No need to write angry letters about political correctness gone mad to the Daily Mail now.

 

The 'new' Jason Bourne?

 

*Brown

 

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Danny Dyer to play Nelson Mandela in the Mandela story I'm hearing.

Sure your darkies would have absolutely no issues with that.

 

Far too skinny!

 

James Bond is fictional ...