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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F*ck" or "F*cking" 506 times.

    That actually beats a record set by my Dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together.
     
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    Man Utd fan walks into the travel agents... "Any nice mini breaks?"

    Travel Agent: "Can't beat Brighton this time of year."
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    I couldn't believe it earlier on when my son came home with a sofa and two armchairs that he'd been given.

    I've told him 1000 times not to accept suites from strangers
     
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    Just been offered a job in an icecream parlour, but had to turn it down as I don't like working on sundaes.
     
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    Jamie Oliver cultural appropriation row deepens.
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    This was seen in Jamie Oliver's kitchen. More proof.
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